promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

(via foodandfictionalcharacters)


astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

(via illegalmath)



fruitcrocs:

fruitcrocs:

i love it when i cook stuff for myself bc like i’ve just cooked pasta and yee bitch look at me providing for myself i could totally make it in this world it’s almost as if i have my life together

i take this back the pasta was shit i’m falling apart

(via jesusdontcare)


darkchocolateandtea:

Me as a villian

(via chickenuqqet)


cory-doctorow:

image

pls watch this gif

(via surprisebitch)


surprisebitch:

on a scale of 1 to done

i’m

image

(via illegalmath)


cherioz:

look at her nose ring IT LOOKS PERF ON HER

cherioz:

look at her nose ring IT LOOKS PERF ON HER

(via ha-ze)


gnarlybaaby:

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY ENTIRE LIFEEE

gnarlybaaby:

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY ENTIRE LIFEEE

(via ha-ze)


If you have to choose between me and someone else, pick them. I don’t want to spend the rest of my life with someone who is going to question if they made the right choice.